The Best Protection!!!!

I forgot Marley's lunch in my car when I dropped him off at school. So, I drove to the school and delivered it just on time. I was announced by twenty or so toddlers as I found a seat next to Marley at the table. He turns to this 5 year old girl..............
Marley: Meet my Mom, she is my best friend!
Girl: That's not your best friend! That's your mom!
Marley: Yes she is AND my mom is bigger than your mom! 
Lol ahhhhh I love my boy.